Yogurt Is A Semi-Solid

Homemade,
Half-gallon, raw milk.
Store-brand container

Refrigerator. . .


Filling waffle holes
Son's favorite way
Reach in
Grab

Container deforms
Falls

Yogurt

Splashes
Slides
Runs

Dog spotted
Fridge fouled

Dog hates yogurt
(I am aggravated at dog for yogurt snobbery)

Yogurt is a semi-solid
It won't be sopped
It won't be picked
It is alive

Rummage in sink
Return yogurt to deforming container

Hot water runs
Half-gallon raw milk
Homemade yogurt into sewage system

Liquid left
Grout stream beds
Wipe, wipe, wipe

Raw whole-milk
Yogurt
Slime trails

Soap
Grout
Under fridge

Pull out
Mouse poop
Wipe
Turd on my finger
Good enough

Cold waffles
Peaches in pockets
No yogurt
Ever again?

P.S. Because mouse poop in my house is not normal, I feel the need to add the disclaimer that this house spent the winter-empty-on the market. Mice moved in and found behind the fridge a good place to live. The cats are working on the issue. Apparently they need help. The yogurt showed me the problem. It is after-all full of living things.