- Wash pukey clothes.
- Cancel Sunday plans. You know the ones we were running late for anyway.
- Sit in the green chair listening to music.
- Add a nap where one doesn't belong.
- Buy grape pedialyte.
- Find out Abigail refuses to drink grape pedialyte.
- Watch TV together.
- Get your hopes up that nothing else is happening.
- Finish your tax returns during nap times (did you see the s on the end of time!)
- Sit on the couch and watch TV.
- 24 hours with no incidents, maybe milk won't be that bad. She hasn't drunk anything all day.
- Clean up the diarrhea that exploded all over Abigail's room.
- Do laundry.
- Make Chris feel guilty for not being home to help.
- Give Abigail a bath so she can throw-up fifteen minutes later.
- Do laundry
- Call your neighbor to watch Abigail nap so you can get jello, saltines, and unflavored pedialyte.
- Catch the virus yourself. Feel like dying.
- Give up plans for Wednesday.
- Lie on the couch. Watch TV.
- Recover.
- Begin cleaning up disgusting diapers!
- Count the hours between blow-outs.
- Disinfect the downstairs.
- Try to nap when Abigail naps.
- Do laundry.
- Go grocery shopping alone.
- Give up plans for Friday and Saturday. Hold out hope for Sunday.
- Be incredibly patient and kind to the grocery store employees because you are finally out of the house. (Not that I am usually mean, but I bordered on giddy.)
- Watch TV.
- Count the hours between disgusting diapers.
- Start the cleaning process for the bedrooms.
- Clean up disgusting diaper.
- Stop before disinfecting. What's the point?
- Nap on the couch with Abigail.
- Watch Abigail chew on her fingers.
Maybe the stomach thing is over and teething is the cause. Dare I hope?! She is behaving normally and eating pretty well. Something solid tomorrow, please.
After reading all that I think you can add at least one word to your list that you've learned from Abigail. Like 'disinfectant' for example! : )
ReplyDeleteSo sorry to hear that you've had a disgustingly long week. In the end who cares why she was sick.....just let it be over with and never return again! : )
Add have carpets cleaned to that list and you have my week a week ago. I feel kinda bad because I bet we gave it to her :( I really am sorry. And I smell. . . I mean feel your pain.
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