One little monkey jumping on the bed
He fell off and bumped his head
Neighbors were contacted
Boy was washed and dressed
Settled in the car
Girl ushered to the neighbors' house
For an afternoon of air-conditioned attention
Urgent care took his temp
Listened to his story
Washed and glued the rocker-induced cut on his head
Sent home with a glove balloon
One little monkey jumped on the bed
During nap attempt two. . .
Apparently Simon is a slow learner when it comes to physical injury caused by activity he is warned against--jumping down the steps, jumping on the bed, running full-steam-ahead down the drive way, standing in the swivel chairs, climbing over the swivel chairs, hitting his recently injured head off of things.
Expect to see us often.
P.S. His father and I will get the benefits stuff straightened out tonight so you are no longer confused as to how you will be paid.